SWEARING PATTERNS

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While undergoing treatment for breast cancer I began to draw patterns with swear words incorporated in to them. It helped me, you can read about it. People liked them and asked me to put them on things they could buy, so I did. Please get in touch if you have any questions. -- Sonia Harris


SWEARING PATTERN QUARANTINE COLORING PAGES Nine of my most relevant swearing patterns (and even a couple of non-swearing patterns) are up as digital coloring pages for you to download and color on your tablet or computer. Click on the thumbnails below to open the full-size jpgs, save those to your device and color them in with your chosen app. Alternatively here is a pdf of all of them. (When you're done, if you post your images then tag them with #SwearingPattern, I'll repost them to the Swearing Pattern instagram.)

keep fucking going people saying fuck fuck this i dont fucking know bloody fucking hell

people together center yourself oh boy fuck


FABRIC TO MAKE FACE MASKS My swearing fabric can be bought by the yard to make your own face masks!
Spoonflower are working hard to protect their workers, and the fabric ships flat (so that it can go through regular postal machines which shouldn't overstrain the postal service right now) and you can choose the type of fabric to make your own mask. Here is an instructional video on making them.


SWEARING PATTERN COLORING BOOK 100 of my patterns to color in. Available internationally through Amazon.




SECRETBEAN.ETSY.COM My main shop where I sell all of my pins, postcards, custom printed leggings, cushions, dresses, skirts, T-shirts, mugs, bags, etc. All printed with a range my patterns to choose from.







SHOES from THREADLESS VANS-style slip-on sneakers in 10 of my favorite patterns. All designs are printed-to-order and available in a variety of sizes for both men and women.

SPOONFLOWER.COM/PROFILES/SECRETBEAN "Spoonflower" have a lot of my patterns on file for you to order as fabric, wrapping paper and wallpaper (both with and without self-adhesive).

ROOSTERY.COM/E?USER=SECRETBEAN "Roostery" use the patterns from Spoonflower to print duvet covers, throw pillows, table runners, napkins, blankets, sheet sets and tablecloths with my patterns.

Print All Over Me "Print All Over Me" offers a few premium cothing items like buttoned shirts, dresses, silky scarves and backpacks printed with a few of my patterns.