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Five years ago, while undergoing treatment for breast cancer I began to draw patterns with swear words incorporated in to them. It helped me handle my pain then, and it still does. You can read about it. People liked them and asked me to put them on things they could buy, so I did. Please get in touch if you have any questions about any of this. -- Sonia Harris

SWEARING PATTERN SHOP A large Etsy store featurning my pins, custom printed leggings, cushions, dresses, skirts, T-shirts, mugs, bags, etc in a wide range my swearing patterns designs.

SOCIETY6 A large range of accessories and furniture designed using a handful of my favorite swearing pattern designs.
DRESSES from Picture This Clothing. Comfortable, soft, machine-washable dresses in adult, kids' and doll sizes.

FREE COLORING PAGES Nine of my swearing pattern designs (and a couple of non-swearing patterns) as coloring pages for you to download and color on your tablet or computer. Click on the thumbnails below to open the full-size jpgs, save those to your device and color them in with your chosen app. Or here is a pdf of all of them.

keep fucking going people saying fuck fuck this i dont fucking know bloody fucking hell people together center yourself oh boy fuck

FABRIC (TO MAKE FACE MASKS?) My swearing fabric can be bought by the yard to make your own face masks!
Spoonflower are working hard to protect their workers, and the fabric ships flat (so that it can go through regular postal machines which shouldn't overstrain the postal service right now) and you can choose the type of fabric to make your own mask. Here is an instructional video on making them.


MY SWEARING PATTERN COLORING BOOK (1+2) 200 of my patterns in black and white collected in two satisfying volumes.

FABRIC from Spoonflower. Nearly 300 of my paterns are on files to order on a range of fabric and wallpaper).

SHOES VANS-style slip-on sneakers in 10 of my favorite patterns. All designs are printed-to-order and available in a variety of sizes.

HOMEWARES from Roostery, who use the fabric from Spoonflower to print duvet covers, throw pillows, table runners, napkins, blankets, sheet sets and tablecloths with my patterns.

ACCESSORIES from Society6. This is where you can get yoga mats, furniture and all sort of strange and unusual items that weren't available for me to print anywhere else.